You shouldn't have turned there. You never remember the way.
You don't love me.
Is it that apparent?
Sometime you hide it rather well.
Like when I do your stinky laundry?
Yes, then, and when you cook omelets.
And that's it. I do those two things just to throw you off.
And it works most of the time. But, by now, I learned to see right through you.
I saw right through you from the day you put twigs in my mud pie.
You were four then. I guess that's why you made me go home... And told me you'd never be my friend.
So you married me for my money.
I was 36 and the time clock was clicking and despite your obnoxious behavior I though of all the possible mates, you probably had the best genes.
You should have gone to the sperm bank.
That's about the best idea you've ever had.
I think we are just about there. Around that curve we'll see the ocean.
I so love it when we go on vacation.
Me too. And get a break from the brats and our work.