Hurricane Gustav

Hurricane Gustav

Q: Which book should I get?

Q: Which book should I get?
A: The one that tells the truth.

I used to write a poem . . .

I used to write a poem,
everyday.
I'd get up early
and look out at an oak tree
that wouldn't
give up its leaves.

The tree was waiting for spring,
like a woman hanging
onto a boyfriend or husband
until a better catch
came along.

Each day these leaves
would say something to me.
Each day, that is,
until I took a poetry
workshop with a famous poet.

I discovered that
cliches should not be
used, and each line
should end in an . . .
important word,
and (for G_d's sake)
certain subject matter,
like leaves, are passé.

I stopped writing poems,
right then, thinking that
there was only one
way to do it, and if
I wasn't obeying
the rules, I might
as well draw pictures . . .

. . . no votes are lost.

The old man picked a woman to be sure that no votes are lost.

5 minutes, she said.

Q: So how long will he be worshiped after he's elected?
A: 5 minutes, she said.

. . . her mouth open.

She was very old & read with her mouth open. I wonder what she took so motionlessly.

Vote for Me!

Vote for me. I'm much better than the other guy. Really!