Friday, October 31, 2008

Real Halloween



I brought $42 of nuts and
my wife bought $2 of pea-
nut butter cups. Guess
what the kids chose.



Thursday, October 30, 2008

Yoga



Went to a difficult yoga class today.

Difficult, that is, for me,
not for the rest of the class.

I asked the teacher how often
I should be coming.
"Twice a week," she said.

My daughter said, "everyday, Dad."

Go figure!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Pregnant Couple at Doctor's Office



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They (mother and child) held a magazine in front of
her face as they waited for
his (the child's) coming out party.

Have you noticed how everyone
(other women)
asks a pregnant
woman "how r u doing?" in a very
compassionate tone?

What about the kid? How's he
doing, wading in darkness
like there was no tomorrow?

Who's in the world?

Xiushan said, "What can you do about the world?" Dizang said, "What do you call the world?"