Too Good Question

The question was so
good he couldn't
answ- er. Fortunately
he was able to blame
his in eptitude on
the traffic.

U Save

The more you buy the
more you save.

Give me a break!

Still Doomed

He survived every pre-
ventive medical procedure
but was still doomed.

Yoga
Meditation

No Pork

Colonoscophy

Allergy Shots

Vaccines

Caps on Teeth

Blood Tests

Dark Green Veges

etc.

etc.

Boring Pictures

I went out and took
landscape photos. It
was like I had done
it in a previous life.
They were so boring.

Laughing Gas

I asked a Buddhist priest
if I should meditate at
the dentist's. She recommended
laughing gas instead.

TV

Gas / Meditate

No Nus is Good Nus

They all overslept and
when they finally woke
they were surprised
that there was no news.

New / New

No Nus is Good Nus

Oh
Yea
!

Crystal Ball

They discussed their future
and decided that they'd hav-
ve to get a crystal ball.