Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Couldn't Hit the Side of a Barn



Someone said this at the barber shop today. I don't remember the conversation, but just thought that it was pretty much an exaggeration of some sort.

Monday, April 28, 2008

A Visit to the S.S. Office



I went 2 the S.S.* office.
All the men had babies.
I just had my birth certificate.
Born in Chitown.

*Social Security

Saturday, April 26, 2008

She Who Speaks Does Not Know . . .



So There!

Lao-Tzu wrote: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

We Are In Texas



So today we drove from Tulsa to Austin. I saw a thousand very black crows at a rest stop, all in a tree trying to fend off a coming storm.

Then we smelled a skunk. I haven't smelled a skunk for a long time.

There were lots of cows of many colors grazing.

I saw an albino German Shepard.

The face is me, looking at all these animals in Texas.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

A Happier Picture



First I made a sad picture, but to spare my avid friends, I decided instead to use this happier picture.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Man Is Walked by Dog



The dog stays home and sleeps while her master slaves away on her behalf. Who is the real master?

Who's in the world?

Xiushan said, "What can you do about the world?" Dizang said, "What do you call the world?"