Hurts

After lifting
boxes 4 3 days
ev-
ery
mus-
cle
hu-
rt-
s
ba-
d.

Be
sure
2
vote!

A Cracker for the Moon

The moon was so big
2 year old Jasper offer-
ed her a part of his
cracker.

Ur Choice

Lessons:
In the final analysis
it is ur choice.

Dirty Glasses

My glasses were so
dirty I could not see
the world.

Patanjali, Yoga Sutra, Chapter One: Samadhipadah (the chapter on Samadhi):

1.1 Here begins the authoritative instruction on yoga.
1.2 Yoga is the ability to direct the mind exclusively toward an object and sustain that direction without any distractions [single-pointedness]
1.3 Then the ability to understand the object fully and correctly is apparent.
1.4 [When yoga is absent] The ability to understand the object is simply replaced by the mind’s conception of that object or by a total lack of comprehension.

Three clouds, two people.

Buyer Beware

Why do gamblers act
surprised when they
lose their pants?

Airplane Full & Seats Empty

The airplane was full
though most of the seats
were empty.