We ate Tom, but Maya, the dog, just smiled. As we gluttonly ravished, Maya said, "if people treated their dogs like they treat themselves they'd end up in Jail!"
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
...but just people.
Don't know if I should make art about my wife returning after many long days (6) or about how we found the turkey roaster pan where it was suppose to be nor how my figures are neither clothed or naked but just people.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
...if I just stay awake....
So if I just stay awake I'll never have to sleep alone. Sew eye lids open or cut them off like Bodhidharma.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
230 Calorie Walk w/Dresser, Tacos, and Pond
The location of each image is represented by the red "drop pin" on the map to the left of the image.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
...the size she wanted 2 B.
She bought some jeans that were much too small—just the size she wanted 2 B. She washed and ironed them and looked at them for 2 years until they would fit.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
No Obsession Today
So no obsession today, but I was 264 28 calories under and I will meet my goal, according to my iphone, on Jan 23. Yea. A man I didn't know found my wallet and gave it back. My dad's wallet lost and found.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I foolishly misread my calorie program yesterday so 2day I ate lots of veges. I made it until I realized I forgot a sm. glass of wine so I doctored the numbers & came out ok. 388 589 Yikes!!!
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Free Food Madness
I'm a sinner, eating another free meal like there was no 2morrow. And now I have 2 enter the calories on my iphone. It will collapse under its own weight. (I just entered the meal... was only 388 over for the week... and I have Sunday for redemption.)
ERROR: see drawing for 11/15... not yet done.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Next time have ur wife help,....
I got a haircut yesterday. Phyllis, my barber, criticized the way I had tried 2 clean up the back of my neck. Next time have ur wife help, she said.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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