Diaristic Notations

Friday, March 27, 2009

I retired so I'd wake up one day &
wonder what I was going to do.
That was over one million seconds
ago, and still it hasn't happened.

So what is your name?

I was waiting for my wife
by the car. I started to we-
ed. Then she came out &
said we need to get them
all, down to the roots.

Is anything better than
a good neighbor?

Not much!

He wore ear plugs
so he wouldn't
damage his hear-
ing at the concert.