Help Desk

I lost my patience with
a help desk person who
could not understand me.

"Why am I
not
perfect,"
I asked
him.

He
did not
know!

2morrow

    very
The ^ old woman said, "oh,
no automatic door." I
wondered if this was
an enlightened view of
her exit from earth.

(Note: The woman in the doctor's office complained to her daughter that the door wasn't automatic. It first struck me funny how we judge the world based on our own needs. Then I saw how close she was to leaving earth, and how much pain she was it. Old age for some is a difficult journey.)

From the Doctor's Waiting Roo m

"I've just come from having
my hair done. Mom, that's
a hint," she said.

From the
doctor's
waiting
roo m.

Helicopter Money

So now we'll pour a
trillion dollars into the
US & see what happens.
If nothing else, a legen-
dary experiment without
a control group.

Look ma, it's raining.

See Helicopter Money

The Sangha

I discovered 2 night how
great it was in a nice
restaurant that others are
there supporting my exper-
ience.

The Sangha

You'll never find it, . . .

You'll never
find it

But that doesn't stop you
from looking. . .

Young and In Love

She said "You are what you feel, I think, and you can feel young at any age. And love maybe makes you feel young for many reasons..."

Some Moments

It is obvious that some
days beat others as do
some moments.

13

The Bright Side

This is one of those
days. Everything is going
wrong & taking more tim-
e to fix.* I wonder w-
hat it would be like
to have a job and no
time to pay attention
to all that is goofy.

*than expected.

The Bright Side

Muse

I waited 2 minutes 4
inspiration. Then 4 more
minutes. Well, f..k it. I'll
do something any how.

Muse

P.S. I'm now the proud owner of two basketballs.

Now a dilemma. Do I take a basketball or my camera to the park?

New Photos of Rosedale Park, Austin

Shades

Everything he saw was
upside down & dintegra-
ting


it wasn't so bad once
He found a good pair of
                        shades.

Too Good Question

The question was so
good he couldn't
answ- er. Fortunately
he was able to blame
his in eptitude on
the traffic.

U Save

The more you buy the
more you save.

Give me a break!

Still Doomed

He survived every pre-
ventive medical procedure
but was still doomed.

Yoga
Meditation

No Pork

Colonoscophy

Allergy Shots

Vaccines

Caps on Teeth

Blood Tests

Dark Green Veges

etc.

etc.

Boring Pictures

I went out and took
landscape photos. It
was like I had done
it in a previous life.
They were so boring.

Laughing Gas

I asked a Buddhist priest
if I should meditate at
the dentist's. She recommended
laughing gas instead.

TV

Gas / Meditate

No Nus is Good Nus

They all overslept and
when they finally woke
they were surprised
that there was no news.

New / New

No Nus is Good Nus

Oh
Yea
!

Crystal Ball

They discussed their future
and decided that they'd hav-
ve to get a crystal ball.

Religious Conversation

They talked
about God at dinner
and wondered if he
ate red meat.