Thursday, January 29, 2009

Still Doomed



He survived every pre-
ventive medical procedure
but was still doomed.

Yoga
Meditation

No Pork

Colonoscophy

Allergy Shots

Vaccines

Caps on Teeth

Blood Tests

Dark Green Veges

etc.

etc.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He hasn't tried a pint of Guiness each day. H.

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