Upon a Time

Once upon a Time...



What's that, you ask?
"What is a TIME?"

He was blind . . .

He was blind & then
he could see but w-
hat did it all mean?

Passage of Time (NOT)

Some say that time passes
though I spent a lot of
time in school looking out the
window & never saw time
passing [n]or even time stan-
ding still.

?????

No Nus

No nus is good n-
us. That has got to
be as stupid of an
aphorism as they com.

No nu

N O T

Mouse Trap

Now we wait 4 the big
rat trap to go off in
the attic.

How will he like
fine Trader Joe's
peanut butter?

April 20th: Checked the trap and found it ratless.

Going South (North?)

http://www.chinapage.com/map/ancient/direction.html

South

Ouch
it hurts!

She said
that the
Chinese
put South
on the top
of their
maps.

Back to Work

We worked 2 gether 4 30

years. We had our differ-

ences. I was right and they 

were wrong. Or visa versa.

Today we laid our swords

on the ground and hugged.

Ribs for Kim

I'm going to eat Thai 

bbq ribs for dinner 

2 night. The waiter 

assured me the pig was already dead. I 

shall thank Ms. Pig for contributing 2 my 

sustenance. 

Ribs for Kim

Accumulating Junk

How do we accumulate 

so much junk? How much 

do we really need?

Not Much!

Shared Resources

Shared Resources. What more can I say?

Is bad news bad?

Is bad news bad? Suppose

that you lose something* &

in looking for it you find som-

ething better.** What do u

think?

*bad  **good

Sex Education

I saw a sex education on
Oprah today telling us how 2
talk 2 10 year olds re: sex.
Here's a mom trying to tell
everything she knows re: the
nuts & bolts.

?

Fermi on Measurement

I read the Fermi talked about
how measurement becomes more
critical as [the] distinction becomes
less between things.

Here are two men. They
are identical twins. One is
a winner and the other a
loser. Why?

Sharing Computers

My wife & I thought we
could share our first computer
in 1984. It only worked for a
few months until we realize
d that we needed "separate but
equal" machines.

Mine    Mine

2 pt. perspective

Since right now we are traveling and don't have an internet connection and only have one computer... she said, "it doesn't feel like we are sharing yet."

ART in the AM

I don't usually do ART in
the am because not much
has happened in my life
yet. (2 day)

     still
I'm   ^  asleep

R.I.P.

The cool rabbi wrote,
"There is nothing outside
the camp that
cannot be brought
within."

They fed the
blind dog
with an eyedropper.

Buddha's Birthday

So the Buddha was born
today as she is born each
day & each breath in each
of us.

Almost No Wireless Anymore

All day I've been mess-
ing with my sick compu-
ters. I'm getting close 2 giving
up on the whole business
& living my life "wireless."
Close but no cigar, that is.

Ed Ruscha Webcast

I'm listening to Ed Ruscha
now via webcast. He is
talking about other artists.
He is making jokes but
no one is laughing.

ART?

More on Cezanne's ?Death?

My sister thought Cezanne
was dead, confusing him w/
both Mikaelangelo & Pablo.

Reports of
my demise
are gr-

eatly exagerat-
ed. My
art lives.

I was listening to the audio recording at the Cezanne exhibit and one of the people speaking on the recording (the curator of the exhibit) was also there in the gallery taking through a couple of rich folks. I listened to his voice on both the recording and in the gallery at the same time.

Visiting Cezanne

I went to see Cezanne,
the man who leaped to
modern times.

I heard the audio recording at the museum. The curator who was speaking on the recording was taking around a very rich man and his wife. So I heard two sides of him. Very eerie.

Jasper Bakes Bread

Son and Father Work Together

Father and Son
work togethe-
r to clean
a storage
area.

Leaves

Jasper puts
leaves into
the garbage
bag.

Father/Son

My old friend and son talk.


My grandson takes command of my Palm.


Simon Deschamps

I visited Kim and his son in Philadelphia and drew this quickly on his Palm Pilot. (And a few hours later Simon (age 12) started his own blog: http://1picaday-simon.blogspot.com)

Steroids

Here's why I retired . . . (exclusive)

I retired so I'd wake up one day &
wonder what I was going to do.
That was over one million seconds
ago, and still it hasn't happened.

So what . . .

So what is your name?

Weed

I was waiting for my wife
by the car. I started to we-
ed. Then she came out &
said we need to get them
all, down to the roots.

Larry King Live