Sunday, May 2, 2010

Called my Sister

Here. Zen is about hereing (sic) now. Get a hereing (sic) aid. 
I want to be here,  he said.
So I called my sister and she said that I should keep the ad for the hearing aids because so many people need them. Judging from the sound of her voice, she felt there was a moral imperative here to take the blood money (we don't refund money, she said) and support the cause of hearing aids for the hard of hearing.

I do have another sister, though, in case I need another opinion. In the meantime, I'm waiting for the ad firm in England to open up shop in a few hours.

Next planet I live on is going to be easier. There will be one answer to all questions and that answer will be obvious, right from the start. I had an aunt who'd give me answers like that until she became wiser. Now she has moved on.

And everyone on this other planet will be compassionate, even the men.

1 comment:

Melanie from AZC said...

Let me know when they start selling the here-ing aid. :)

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